Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Adulthood

Adulthood is best served after Adolescence.

Step VIII

You finish college and might end up doing another mistake of doing your PG’s. You are now a well-read bachelor searching for the right job.

Step IX

You learn a lot and reach a stage of self-actualization. You are deciding on whether you want a job at all.

Step X

You are there with a good job, married to a good girl with intelligent children earning good money wondering whether this is what you wanted????

 
Glossary for Adulthood

PG- Post Graduation - Don’t know why and for what reason but it is always good to pursue higher studies if you want to earn higher salaries.

Self Actualization- A stage where you go mad since you differ form the rest of the world’s opinion that a good job with good money is everything and start thinking on why have you come so far and for what reason.

Money- Pieces of paper which are printed by us, but are valued above our lives. They are given a higher stature than the highest. These pieces help us pass our time on earth so that we do not disturb ourselves with questions like “What are all of us doing here, does the purpose of birth mean growing old being successful and again giving birth to make your kids start playing the game of “ I want to earn more paper than you” .

Job- A place where you reach after spending more than half of your life in studies so that you can show others that you can also win the game of life (only in case your job pays well else you know as well is I know-“O What a loser” look.

Successful- A term used for you when you have a lot of paper.


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