Thursday, July 22, 2004

Birth

Step I
 
 You enter a new 3 dimensional space, which you don’t know anything about. Your eyes open to see your parents happy with entering into their lives.
 
Step II
 
 You grow older and are forced to join school so that you can top in class.    All your abilities are judged on the basis of the marks you score in your studies irrespective of your capabilities in other fields such as sports or painting etc. other interests.
 
Step III -  
 
You try and work hard to learn what the teacher delivers in class to avoid scolding/thrashing
   
   Glossary for Birth
 
Parents – Older human species who along with happiness of a new life are tense with the fact whether their child will be good in studies and get a good job or not .All you know is there are two constant faces hovering around you making silly noises for your amusement only initially. They hold full rights to you as their own personal property and can handle you in whichever way they want. These human beings will later on set expectations for you, which you will spend half your life to achieve.
 
School - A large compound enclosing a lot of small enclosures called classes, inhabited generally during the day by human species where each enclosure is demarcated with the age of the student.
 
Age – The time the human being has lived since they entered this planet.
 
Class – An enclosure in which other humans of the same age are kept and they are as confused about the whole system as you are.
 
Top- A process in which you show your cramming abilities as compared to the rest of the class.
 
Marks- In school your cramming abilities are judged and classified in terms of good and bad through marks. It depicts what level of a crammer you are.
 
Scolding- A process in which the Teacher/ Parent talks to you in a very loud voice along with demonstrating inhuman facial depictions.

Thrashing- A process in which the Teacher/Parent uses any object available at that point in time such as scale/slipper/hand to touch the students epidermis with high speed so as to create a stimuli which results in water out of the eyes or hate for the reason or for the person involved in the act.



3 Comments:

At 2:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pretty Good

 
At 9:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I only wish you were a bit more kind enough towards me...A poor me, I could not stop.... could you visualize people in this browsing center giving me such a weird look. :-))

Krupa

 
At 8:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very well written.. This holds true for most of us ....

Leena

 

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